foolish!"
and jim say:"you mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
)tom call jim's name:"i can't bear such a foolish!"
and jim say:"you mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
)a man goes to church and starts talking to god. he says: "god, what is a million dollars to you?" and god says: "a penny", then the man says: "god, what is a million years to you?" and god says: "a second", then the man says: "god, can i have a penny?" and god says "in a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
)mother sent tommy to the store across the street to buy