怪物史莱克精彩台词(三)

　　Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek?

　　Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.

　　Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is?

　　Pinocchio: On the contrary,

　　Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!

　　Pinocchio: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably…

　　Prince Charming: Stop It!

　　Pinocchio: Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!

　　白马王子：你，你不能说谎!史莱克在哪儿?

　　匹诺曹：呃，好吧，我不知道他不在哪里。

　　白马王子：你不知道史莱克在哪里?

　　匹诺曹：正好相反。

　　白马王子：这么说来，你知道他在哪儿了!