10、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

　　11、One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

　　12、The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

　　学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着?

　　13、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

　　14、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

　　要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

　　15、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

　　16、Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

　　工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。

　　17、Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk .

　　努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。

　　18、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。