——多伦多大学，人类学专业

11.

New Jersey’s rivers are really, really freakin’ polluted. Here are some easy ways to fix them that no one will use.

Environmental Science, Brown University

新泽西的河流污染得太太特么严重了。我来讲几种不会有人用的简便解决办法。

——布朗大学，环境科学专业。

12.

I thought there was a solution to invasive lionfish, but there isn’t.

Environmental Studies, Vassar College

我以为有办法搞定入侵性的狮子鱼，不过我错了。

——瓦萨学院，环境研究专业

13.

When people are very indecisive it is hard for them to decide

Political Science, Florida State University

人们极其优柔寡断时是很难做决定的。

——佛罗里达州立大学，政治科学专业

14.

Hemingway hates adjectives and a lot of other things.

English, USC

海明威憎恨形容词，还恨一大堆别的东西。

——南加大，英文专业

15.

Wild chimpanzees may or may not eat honey

Biology, University of Eastern Finland

野生黑猩猩渴了的时候得喝水。

——纳莎戴尔大学，生物专业

16.

When you remove trees from cities, the cities get hotter. That’s a bad thing.