——戾气，大众传媒

13.

硕士，两只眼睛比一只眼睛看到的东西更多。

——王二物语

一句话神概括论文外国学生版：

1.

Shooting people makes them unhappy.

International Security, Tufts

人们被枪击了会不开心。

——塔夫斯大学，国际安全专业

2.

Medieval knights pretended to be in love with pretty women, but in actual fact were far more interested in impressing other burly dudes in big shiny suits of armour.

English Literature, University of Cambridge.

中世纪骑士假装爱慕美女，但是实际上他们更喜欢勾搭其他身穿闪亮盔甲的精壮汉子。

——剑桥大学，英国文学专业

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3.

When a space rock goes in front of a star, you can’t see the star again until the rock moves.

Astrophysics, Williams College

太空岩石挡住星星时，你就看不到星星了。要等岩石飞走之后才能看见。

——威廉姆斯学院，天体物理专业

4.

New York artists liked to get naked on stage in the 1960s,therefore my thesis will be a collection of discussions about and pictures of books.

Theatre,Northwestern University

60年代纽约艺术家喜欢裸体登台，所以我的论文就是咪咪图片讨论的汇总啦啦啦~

——瓦萨学院，环境研究专业